My best friend says my life is a shipwreck. *1 I have been adrift for weeks and have finally torn my bottom out on a jagged reef. The jarring impact has shattered my cargo. I am awash in whiskey, rum, and jagged shards of broken bottles. My crew was consumed by scurvy and the sea but they were a gaggle of scaborous drunkards. Anyways, Ahoy, matey, ahoy!

Footnote 1: No one actually says this. This is even possibly a lie.

Friends are the colorful anchor of what would otherwise be boring pictures of a lone Mici in these silly shots.

Today’s Query: How much money would it take for you to lick the 10 lbs. human hairball extracted from an 18 year old girl’s belly last year?

Refer to CNN report “Doctors untangle the strange case of the giant hairball.”

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/11/21/hairball.case/