So I actually went fishing in Texas. Wow. What a catch.

You didn’t think I would broadcast such failure do you? The above unfortunate Minnow was used as live bait.

My best friend says my life is a shipwreck. *1 I have been adrift for weeks and have finally torn my bottom out on a jagged reef. The jarring impact has shattered my cargo. I am awash in whiskey, rum, and jagged shards of broken bottles. My crew was consumed by scurvy and the sea but they were a gaggle of scaborous drunkards. Anyways, Ahoy, matey, ahoy!

Footnote 1: No one says this. This is even possibly a lie.

Friends are the colorful anchor of what would otherwise be boring pictures of a lone Mici in these silly shots.